99 definitions by jacob

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.
by jacob December 28, 2004
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a very hot bboy, 13, young HOTTTTTTTT and strongggg
intellgent, mixed with emotions, loves diana. hehehehehe
by jacob March 12, 2005
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1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.
1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.
by jacob January 9, 2005
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Jefferson Davis Hogg. Corrupt, short, banty rooster-esque character who ran the town of Hazzard in the classic television show The Dukes Of Hazzard.
Dangit, Boss Hogg done sent Roscoe after us again!
by jacob November 12, 2003
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a race in warhammer 40k (the tabletop wargame) that is high in society and is focused on "the greater good" which is putting aside personal desires for the better of their society. they are all ranged. their tactics include killing the enemy at range and if the enemy swarms them they usually relocate to a better firing position. their standard weapon (the pulse rifle) has the longest range of a basic weapon in the game. they appear as humanoid creatures with 2 legs, with hooves, two arms, four fingers and about as tall as 6'0. they are the highest technological race in the game.
wOOt! my tau just pwned your orks cause they are raped by rail rifles and have a shitty 6 save.
by jacob April 2, 2005
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event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party
lilith fair was a huge taco fest
by jacob March 24, 2003
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Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.
IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.
by jacob November 12, 2003
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