33 definitions by jackroll

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by jackroll April 3, 2006

doggie style

a peformance that is fucking done by looking at a dog taking it up the arse with another one to see how its done so that you can try scuttling like a dog if you want to know more positions of sex look at a book of kama sutra that bollocks has it all maybe the king kong position as well

fuck me fuck me i like that doggie style
yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit

by jackroll April 2, 2006

screamplay

screamplaying is the fucking moaning,groaning,crying and sighing yoy get during a cunting fucking climax

hey fucktard you heard when you pop yer cork you get moaning groaning sighing and crying
''son of a bitch half a sleep''zzzzzsnoregasm
its called screamplaying you dumbarsed wanker
huh oh yeah scream my leam
your a dickhead

by jackroll May 9, 2006

cunnilingus

cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking

fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that

by jackroll March 31, 2006

jismdrink

the jismdrink is were you jizz on someones shoe and put wires on it making it stick on the spod and than making the cunt drink the spooge of the shoe causing them to get electricuted by the wires stuck on the jitler.
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good

jimmy peformed his fucking first jismdrink yesturday yes 3 years old hes just like his mother only she has a ribbed dick

by jackroll June 16, 2006