jackie-f's definitions

Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.

Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

dross

Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.

I can't listen to this dross. Get it the hell of my stereo before I hurt you.

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

rapanol

Name given to the date-rape knock-out drug Rohypnol, suitable because it lets you know exactly what it's used for. Pronounced 'rape-a-noll'

There's some dodgy looking guys in this place, mind your drink, you don't want to end up with rapanol in there

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

...town

Put 'town' after a word describing a place for added emphasis.

*walk into a plush hotel* This place is swanktown!
*walk into a bar full of attractive girls* This place is bufftown!
*walk into a nasty toilet* Shit, this hole is manktown.

(see swank, buff and mank)

adjective...town

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

jimjam

A boner. An erection in general, but not usually fully-extended. A semi

We were kissing but it got really awkward, I had a massive jimjam on

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005