jackie-f's definitions

attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

yeppity

Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself

Feeling good?

Yeppity! Oh damn, did I just say that? See you in the next life...

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

bone

Crack cocaine. As in bone white.

Oi, Clint's on bone! Look at him, he's catted up.
(pupils dilated like cat eyes)
You on bone Clint? Jokes

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

rapanol

Name given to the date-rape knock-out drug Rohypnol, suitable because it lets you know exactly what it's used for. Pronounced 'rape-a-noll'

There's some dodgy looking guys in this place, mind your drink, you don't want to end up with rapanol in there

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

jimjam

A boner. An erection in general, but not usually fully-extended. A semi

We were kissing but it got really awkward, I had a massive jimjam on

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005