jackie-f's definitions

attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

drainsoup

Raw sewage. Often used in a derogatory way when speaking to someone

Is there any food in the house?
Nothing but drainsoup I'm afraid
or
Go slurp on some drainsoup you madge

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

dross

Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.

I can't listen to this dross. Get it the hell of my stereo before I hurt you.

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

bone

Crack cocaine. As in bone white.

Oi, Clint's on bone! Look at him, he's catted up.
(pupils dilated like cat eyes)
You on bone Clint? Jokes

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

rapanol

Name given to the date-rape knock-out drug Rohypnol, suitable because it lets you know exactly what it's used for. Pronounced 'rape-a-noll'

There's some dodgy looking guys in this place, mind your drink, you don't want to end up with rapanol in there

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.

Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005