jackie-f's definitions

muntcore

A hideously ugly person. When normal words such as 'munted' just aren't strong enough to describe such a grotesque appearance

Go for it, she's all over you.
Naa, she's butters (ugly).
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire.
What are you on? She's full-on muntcore. No way am I getting with that

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.

Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

yeppity

Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself

Feeling good?

Yeppity! Oh damn, did I just say that? See you in the next life...

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

bone

Crack cocaine. As in bone white.

Oi, Clint's on bone! Look at him, he's catted up.
(pupils dilated like cat eyes)
You on bone Clint? Jokes

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005