jackie-f's definitions

screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.

What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

fun and games

Ultra-pathetic and corporate way to tell someone you have lots of work to do, used in UK offices. If you notice yourself using this phrase then you need a change of job, lifestyle, haircut and sexuality

How you doin'?
Oh, I'm really busy at the moment. It's all fun and games...!

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

whizzy

Really really lame way of saying something is good. If you say this word, and are under the age of 50, you deserve to be buried up to the neck in sand and left to vultures

What do you think of my new car?

Wow, it's...*thinks of word to say*...really, whizzy

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

proud

To have an erection. ie. Standing tall and proud

She was feeling her boobs in front of us at one point. Made me pretty proud.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.

Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005