10 definitions by jackal

Speratic
ERection
Sysndrome

also see NRBs (no reason boner)
random erections, a guy will get while sitting in class or at his desk, or any time when he is not thinking of sex
by jackal November 20, 2003
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little bitch ass kids who wander around looking sad about nothing, pretend that they have struggle and strife (usually rich preppy kids who shop at hot topic and buy 5 dollar anarchy patches and call themselves rebels) think of themselves as talented when in fact they are just hypocrites so full of shit its pouring out of their eyes in the form of tears. It's a label for people who can't form their own identity, just like goths and wiggers.
I saw this emo kid today looking all depressed at the bus stop so i kicked him in the balls and gave him something to cry about
by jackal January 28, 2004
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People who wear addidas and nike, and who follow the major trends in footwear and sports gear, mainly found at secondary schools, in the Leeds area
Look at that group of scranners over there, or that kids a right scranner
by jackal July 21, 2003
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EU is the European Union, a cooperation between most European countries.

It was originally founded after WWII as a peace initiative. The idea was that with close cooperation between countries, military conflicts would be made impossible.
The EU had 15 member states before 2004.
by jackal March 8, 2005
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When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.
"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'
by jackal April 15, 2005
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The Man whos Deeply inlove with cat an will always love her
Jackal loves cat
by jackal October 24, 2003
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