4 definitions by jack the ripper

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.
Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.
by jack the ripper February 16, 2012
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1.) When you're lazy and don't want to work, so you pretend to be busy and tell everyone your bowed up.

2.) When you hide all day at work and tell everyone you've been bowed up with work.
Tom Gates likes to sit at work all day and when a co-worker needs help, he just says he is all bowed up with other stuff and to find someone else.
by jack the ripper October 20, 2018
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"An Emcee So Ill I Got Aids Scared To Catch Me..." Enough Said
Philosopher who has taken hip hop to new heights. A necessity to this urban culture, known as "Underground Hip Hop"
by jack the ripper December 28, 2005
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LJ user who wears a cowboy hat, also known to run by various aliases including "guy in the cowboy hat"
Look! There's simplemadness! Hey, and there is simplemadness's Cowboy hat.

Yes, thats him, the guy in the cowboy hat!
by jack the ripper May 4, 2004
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