jB's definitions

zanzibar

The coolest sounding name for a distant place that's location is unknown to many

"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar."

by JB April 25, 2005

gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.

Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

...

Ahh that's better. 1337!

by JB April 21, 2005

Siskel & Ebert

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

by JB October 2, 2003

lucio fulci

The so-called Italian "Godfather of Gore". Directed classics such as "The Beyond", "Zombie", "Don't Torture a Duckling" and "The New York Ripper".

His films are usually extremely violent and gory.

Born June 17, 1927 in Rome Italy. Originally a medical student. Continued to direct up until his death in 1996, of a diabetes-related illness.

Fulci's most well known work is 1979's "Zombie". An in-name-only sequel to George A. Romero's "Dawn of the Dead".

by JB January 19, 2004

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by Jb January 22, 2005

Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner

"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"

by jb February 16, 2005