jB's definitions

snap off

A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.

Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.

by JB May 19, 2004

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 24, 2003

Sauce

A topping, often for spagetti, used heavily by the italian nationality, often homemade or bought Ragu style, other brand names that are wanna be Ragu s like Brothers, Prego, and a few... However none match up to MAMAs home cooked sou-ce...

by JB February 13, 2003

Psychedelic Zebras

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing

Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!

by JB March 30, 2005

catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

by JB November 21, 2003

flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys

Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!

by JB February 28, 2005

BF-109

BF-109 is one of the greatest WW2 fighters of all time. It has shot down more aircraft than any other fighter in history. The BF-109 holds the worlds top aces forever. Aces such as Erich Hartmann-352 Arial Victories, erich Hartmann is the top ace of all time and probably ever.

Another victory in your 109 Hartmann?
BF-109 AKA-"Messerschmitt" "109".
BF-109|ME-109, same thing allies used "ME" and Germans "BF".

by Jb July 5, 2004