jB's definitions

anybody killa

Anybody killa is a native american rapper from Detroit Michigan his debute Psychopathic cd came out in 2003 entiteled "Hatchet Warrior" It sold well. In 2004 he realesed his second album "Dirty History" and he also joined Insane Clown Posse on the hells pit tour.

Retalition is a must
Watch your back
Stay on que
Shoulda never fucked with us
Now you got me after you
Devious and beady eyes
Quick to jump and take your life
What the hell you think this is?
Ain't no way you walkin' by
If you see them
Let them know
Just how far you lettin' shit go
You fuckin with some OG
Detroit weirdos
We bombin' on who ever dirty situation chasin'
and makin' you fuckin' bleed
Put you on a permanent vacation
Hammertime on your face with my right boot
For loose river dance
Do the jit into a spongy spit
My homies Twiztid got you listed
Have you all hemmed up like
"What the fuck is this?"
We bigger than you thought
The whole crew be representin'
Pistol whippin all haters
Have em twitchin' and flippin'
Retalition
Beat em down
Call up all the fellas
We been known in the hood
As some eye ball swellers

by Jb January 25, 2005

Stinkbox

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy

she had a right dirty stinkbox.

by JB October 17, 2003

robin quivers

Howard Stern's radio sidekick. Laughs a lot. Does the news at the end of every broadcast.

Full name:
Robin Ophelia Quivers

Robin's personality meshes well with Stern's, thus balancing the show perfectly.

by JB January 19, 2004

Weaksauce

sucky, weak, something that isn't strong

That chick's boyfriend is weaksauce.

by jb November 6, 2001

Links Lagger

The one person in a foursome, while playing golf, that is constantly lagging behind and holding up the pace of play for the others.

Should we let the Links Lagger know were playing golf this weekend, and if we do should we make him geta cart?

by JB March 12, 2003

catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.

"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!

by JB January 5, 2005

G-Monkey

A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.

When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.

by JB March 10, 2003