jB's definitions

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

chootie

Female sex organ. Pussy.

I shaved my chootie for you today.

by JB October 5, 2003

ringass

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.

He was a complete ringass.

by jB January 6, 2004

Fo' Sho'

'For Sure' or Most definetly... Also meaning of course, or yes, yeah, ja, si, mmm hmmm , uh huh...

>Yo' Homme you wanna hit up that joint t'night?
>'Oh Fo' Sho' Dawg...

by JB February 13, 2003