G-Monkey

A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.
When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.
by JB March 10, 2003
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 05, 2005
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Leta

someone who uses you for money
You should stay away from her, she is such a leta.
by jb May 27, 2003
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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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Rightarm

a lazier way of pronouncing "Right on"
"Did u get me the pack of schtigs that I asked for?"
"Yes, I did"
"Rightarm"
by JB January 30, 2004
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Fo' Sho'

'For Sure' or Most definetly... Also meaning of course, or yes, yeah, ja, si, mmm hmmm , uh huh...
>Yo' Homme you wanna hit up that joint t'night?
>'Oh Fo' Sho' Dawg...
by JB February 13, 2003
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JB

A homosexual fellow who is correct when it comes to politics of America, so far.
JB is such a queer, but his definition of America is great.
by JB July 09, 2003
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