43 definitions by j-smoove

veins

a term used to describe a honkey. Used because since honkeys are so pale you can see their veins through their skin.

*Honkey calls me on the phone*
Me: "What up veins?"
Honkey: *busts out laughing*

by j-smoove May 6, 2006

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.

Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy

by j-smoove May 13, 2006

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.

by j-smoove July 5, 2011

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything

Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.

by j-smoove April 25, 2006

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by j-smoove June 16, 2006

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

by j-smoove April 25, 2006

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

by j-smoove May 8, 2006