9 definitions by j@mbo

Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.

"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"

by j@mbo February 26, 2021

Fitter Happier

The best Radiohead song

"Fitter Happier, More Productive (...) A pig in a cage on antibiotics"

by j@mbo February 11, 2021

Jimmy Kimmel

Unfunny shithead

That Jimmy Kimmel sucks ass

by j@mbo February 11, 2021

Hakase

A cute Eight-year-old scientist/inventor with a love for sharks and chocolate.

Hakase Da-Nyan!

by j@mbo February 11, 2021

Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.

A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)

by j@mbo February 11, 2021

Release the Drone

A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.

Release the Drone

by j@mbo February 11, 2021

Tom's Diner

That song by Suzanne Vega (later remixed by DNA) that goes "Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do". Inspired by a real life restaurant called "Tom's Restaurant", which can be seen in many episodes of "Seinfeld".

"You know, I'm just chilling at Tom's Diner, smoking cigs and reading Garfield. Oh look, William Holden is dead"

"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."

by j@mbo February 11, 2021