35 definitions by j 0 k a

miata

see pos; crapping car; waste of money

man: Look at that wack ass Miata.
women: Yea thats a POS.

by j 0 k a January 22, 2005

sin city

1. if u like movies where people get hit by a car going 100 mph 4 times and dieing, getting shot 1000 times and not dieing, and having a thing for bandages this movie is for you.
2. i recommend seeing this movie just for the ladies. Jessica Alba is really hot mainly because she plays the role of a stripper who wants to fuck a 50 yr old guy. The way she dances will turn u on as it did for me.

John: yea sin city wasn't that realistic. everyone is invicible.
Jay: yea but jessica alba is damn fine in it. =)

by j 0 k a May 10, 2005

get throwed

to get drunk or high or both.

i know this kid that get throwed off of one beer lol.

by j 0 k a June 28, 2006

wee wee

a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches

Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!

by j 0 k a February 26, 2005

maim

to cripple a mutha fucka. breakin a man in two.

i hated that kid so much i shot then maimed his ass.

by j 0 k a March 11, 2006

bono

doesnt know the number 4 in spanish

Bono: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!"

by j 0 k a February 23, 2005

wet

having a nasty shot; sick wit it

Jay: *swishes a half court shot*
crowd: WET!

by j 0 k a February 4, 2005