70 definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.

Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
Eric: Hey, How ya doin?
Sally: Get away you pig
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
A game with addictive gameplay to some. To others (me) its just plain out boring. I really don't see whats so entertaining about doing the same thing over and over and over again. To some people thats their whole life. Same go's for Counter Strike.
Clint: So Brian, What did you do this weekend?

Brian: Well, Saturday i spent all day playing Runescape. Then i drank a can of bawls so i could stay up all night to play runescape. Then i spent all sunday playing. My girlfriend IMed me but i blocked her because i to busy playing Runescape to talk to her.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 21, 2005
Nationalism is the belief that your country has the right to exist on its own. Not to be confused with Patriotism.
Tyrant: Damn these nationalists. Now we'll have to try extra-hard to break them of their will! What? Urbandictionary is tell me to use the word 'Nationalism' in a defintion?! This is unbelievable.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 14, 2006
The age when you are not quite a teen, Yet you are a little to old to sit at the kiddie table.

A twelve year old will usually use the insult of "fag" or "bitch" while playing an online game, Due to a lack of thought to come up with anything original. see Runescape or Counter Strike.

This is also the age where most mall goths are born. When approaching teen years an individual will be looking for an identity. Also they will develop a sense of rebellion. Thus adopting the mall goth subculture. Seeing as how it is rather frightening and exotic when one first examines somone clad in make up and fishnet. But as the 12 year old gets older hopefully they will realise how silly it is.

The 12 year old male will usually talk alot of shit. Because he is so close to his teen years and little pubes are starting to sprout he feels the need to be a man. Which usually results in the 12 year old getting his shit ruined.

The 12 year female will have a tendency to dress more revealing or slutty due to her body developing. She feels the need to show it off like the pop stars on TV. This is where most fights with the parents start in.
Clint: Goddamn, This server is overrun with 12 year olds.
by iwannabeanalcoholic June 19, 2005
Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.
Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
An idiotic play on words. Used to insult a cardgame and the children that play it.
some douche: Ohh!! You're playing yu GAY oh. You faggy little 9 year old who plays a game thats targeted towards your age group. I bet you're gay. you gay homo!

9 year old: Don't you have anything better to do? What are you, like 30? Get a job you bum.

Clint: Yeah, i'll support the 9 year old. It's a childrens game, Get over yourself and get a GED you homophobic twit.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

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