17 definitions by itsjesuschrist569
Anna is a really quiet person. She can be nice, but only if you don’t make fun of her. She makes weird faces when you say something she doesn’t get or that’s stupid, and sometimes looks like she’s constipated. She also likes to do TikToks as well, which is a bit sad.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.
Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Ligmaticosteoporiosis (more commonly known as Ligma) is a ravishing disease that has taken the lives of the ones we love such as Tyler Blevins (Ninja) and other Fortnite streamers. The disease starts easy and you can take medicine to prevent it from getting worse, but later stages of Ligma can cause nausea, diarrhea, and loss of Fortnite games. Ligma has been reviewed by popular news source Pew News and by Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow.
Person 1: Hey, do you know why Ninja has been losing games?
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma
by itsjesuschrist569 March 5, 2019
Cheyenne is the type of girl who sounds like a bratty, spoiled kid, in which this case she is, but she’s also athletic. However the Cheyenne I know is trash at soccer. She’s currently playing with her age group instead of our U14 because she couldn’t take the challenge anymore. She also is only on Snapchat mostly and has no life. However if you ever need anyone to help you take bad mirror selfies or selfies in general, look to Cheyenne.
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019