titflip

To flip someone’s tit and fly away on a unicorn (or Pegasus), which is infected with squaids.

iTortor: "I just titflipped Anna."
Hans: "Oh really?”
Anna: "... you two have serious bootyism issues.”

by itortor April 11, 2010

titpat

To pat someone’s chest around the mammary or man-tit area.

“I totally just gave George a titpat."

by itortor March 22, 2010