Definitions by isack sack
kojackulation
I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.
kojackulation by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
masterbaiter
MASTERBAITER: A MASTERBAITER is the fisherman in charge of the blessing of the bait ceremony on East Coast offshore fishing boats. This duty involves the assembling of the entire fishing crew around a large circular bait tub filled with dead herring. When the crew is fully assembled the MASTERBAITER gives the order to the crew "LET THE MASTERBAIT BEGIN" at which time the circle jerk gets busy till every last dumfuk blows a charge a spunk in the bait tub. Then they go fishin, think about it the next time yer eatin fish n chips.
MASTERBAITER Ya know Jake, i been MASTERBAITER on this ol wooden hulled girl fer eleven years now. When i first gut permoted i know fukkin well the men had bigger dicks.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada.
Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada.
Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later.
masterbaiter by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
fecalia
FECALIA: Fecalia is a medical term describing a common condition where microscopic pieces of shit travel through the blood system until they reach the brain where they attach themselves to neurotransmitters causing what is commonly known as SHITHEADor SHITHEADISM. FECALIA
FECALIA Yo-Jack; you fukup, where was you last nite man, we had a hockey game.
Ahh man, i can't remember nothin no more Larry. It's that fukkin FECALIA, got my brain all clogged up with shitfleks.
The doctors say i'll have full blown SHITHEAD before summer.
Ahh man, i can't remember nothin no more Larry. It's that fukkin FECALIA, got my brain all clogged up with shitfleks.
The doctors say i'll have full blown SHITHEAD before summer.
fecalia by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
jigaloo
JIGALOO The second member of a "RAP" team. The first member does the lyrics and is known as the "RAPPER". The second member does the mouth music and is known as the JIGALOO.
Yo Jo; My JIGALOO was at the dentist today an he cheek be lookin lik he mama fatass. He not do no JIGGIN' fo week man but you duz bes kina JIGALOO Jo. Y'ass gonna giv a nigga sum JIGALOO fo week?
jigaloo by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
How Long
How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long
Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.
How Long by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
Tietenide
Tiet-en-ide (`teet/en/i'd)Noun, The real fucked up guy that shows up from no place wearing funny loafers and a sweater with leather patches on the elbows and a crest on the pocket.
He never knows anybody except another shoes and sweater Tietenide and nobody except another sweater and shoes Tietenide knows who the fuck he is. They are spotted mostly in high school parking lots hanging around a 1979 M.G. convertible saying strange shit and looking in brief cases. It's thought by some that they are members of the ancient order of the Thietenloied(definition pending)
He never knows anybody except another shoes and sweater Tietenide and nobody except another sweater and shoes Tietenide knows who the fuck he is. They are spotted mostly in high school parking lots hanging around a 1979 M.G. convertible saying strange shit and looking in brief cases. It's thought by some that they are members of the ancient order of the Thietenloied(definition pending)
Hey, Ted, your the president of the student body, what's the fluff with those couple of Tietenide over by that M.G. rag top?
Don't i wish i knew Dale, they're both seniors but i cannot find jackshit about anything on them. I went to the business office, thought i might shake something lose on them but i think Mr. Cherry might be one. He's wearing the shoes and sweater, fucking worse than window shopping, Tietenide pricks.
Don't i wish i knew Dale, they're both seniors but i cannot find jackshit about anything on them. I went to the business office, thought i might shake something lose on them but i think Mr. Cherry might be one. He's wearing the shoes and sweater, fucking worse than window shopping, Tietenide pricks.
Tietenide by Isack Sack May 9, 2008
norange
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noun. nor-ange (nor/inj)n. (-inj-er)n. A person with no social skills and totally useless higher education who can only make friends with others of their kind to write poetry that don't mean jack shit totally fuck nothin' to nobody except another noranger.
noun. nor-ange (nor/inj)n. (-inj-er)n. A person with no social skills and totally useless higher education who can only make friends with others of their kind to write poetry that don't mean jack shit totally fuck nothin' to nobody except another noranger.
Hey, Toad, you was in the park with that norange gurl lasnight cause i seen yas. She mak ya lisen ta summa them humppy dumppy
git yer lumpie poms? Shit fighead, they gut words big as turds in that shit thas writin. Onle nook you gittin be frm dat norange book. Latr shooksper---shitt
git yer lumpie poms? Shit fighead, they gut words big as turds in that shit thas writin. Onle nook you gittin be frm dat norange book. Latr shooksper---shitt
norange by Isack Sack April 8, 2008