iplaywithsquirls's definitions

Flying Donny Osmand

This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm

Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.

by iplaywithsquirls October 19, 2006

Slam Dancing

1) Sex
2) The act of slamming ones crotch into ones face/mouth/crotch/back of skull
3) An act of rage

Dave: What did you do this weekend?
Frank: I hung out with Nicole.
Dave: What did you guys do?
Frank: I was fucking slam dancing between her legs.
Dave: Word.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Goo-back

The spot between a mans balls and asshole. Also known as the taint or gouch.

Man, my balls itch. I've been scratching so much my goo-back is bleeding.

by iplaywithsquirls October 19, 2006

Mershaq

Half mermaid, half walrus, and half Shaquille O'Neal.

I missed the bus, but just then a mershaq appeared and gave me a ride to school.

Thanks Mershaq your the best!

by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008

finger blasting

To penitrate an orephous with ones fingers.

The gay guys on west hollywood blvd. were finger blasting eachother behind the dumpsters for coke.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Hang Job

When a girl (or possibly guy given sexual preference) performs a hand job on the male. Just when he is about to cum, she stops and walks away leaving the guy unfinished. She then rushes back and jerks him off as hard as she can till he busts.

Dude this girl was giving me a hang job last night, and just stopped out of nowhere and left the room ... then she rushed back in with an outstanding finish.

by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008