3 definitions by ipdaily

Top Definition
The act of back dooring a peer, blindsiding, shifting blame for your own failure to someone else, usually done in a public setting especially to a subordinate.
After working weeks planning the project and coordinating efforts, Farrell failed to deliver on his agreed upon support and LOGCAPed me in the meeting.
by ipdaily January 27, 2011
A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works.
Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.

I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead.
by ipdaily February 08, 2011
The motorized flatulence effect, typically with resonating vibrations, gained from eating to many refried beans with your chili or similar foods.
Jand: What was that sound and vibration, was it a cat?
Dick: No I was just asspurren after eating at the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet
by ipdaily March 01, 2011

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