2 definitions by internetsensation

Top Definition
To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.
I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.
by internetsensation May 27, 2009
An optimistic review of events that could have turned out worse, based on the notion that they didn't include any prison rape.
"My boss yelled at me and my car broke down, but in raperspective it wasn't that bad of a day."
by internetsensation February 09, 2009

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