11 definitions by imagine_begging

L

when you lose anything, esp. currency (real or virtual).

My friend: *drops $10 into sewer*
NOOOO I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY!
Me: too bad. L

by imagine_begging June 16, 2023

scary

when you’re a German soldier in 1942 and you sneeze, and then the snow says “bless you”

God: so, young nazi, how did you die?
Soldier: I can’t remember, I sneezed, the snow said “bless you”, and i died, it was so scary
God: rip

by imagine_begging January 7, 2023

imagine

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.

“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ”

by imagine_begging January 6, 2023

Shroud

Ex-CS:GO player that now streams mainly PUBG Battlegrounds and Apex Legends, he is a literal human aimbot that destroys everyone in his path.

Kill Feed:

Shroud killed among_us10011 by headshot with M16A4 - 6 alive
Shroud knocked out LordOfWar by headshot with M24
Shroud knocked out Grimmmz by headshot with M16A4

Shroud knocked out aLuzNo by headshot with

M16A4
Shroud finally killed Grimmmz - 5 alive
Shroud killed n0oN3c4rEz by headshot with M24 - 4 alive
Shroud finally killed aLuzNo - 3 alive
Shroud finally killed LordOfWar - 2 alive
You: *still alive* heheh im alive…
Your mind: im in danger

by imagine_begging November 26, 2022

Stal

a music disc in Minecraft. it is arguably the BEST music disc in minecraft, even better than Pigstep. may bring the strongest guys to tears due to the noSTALgia inside.

Steve: /give @s record_stal
System: Gave Stal x1 to Steve
Steve: *puts it in the jukebox*
Stal starts playing
*recorder part starts playing*
Steve: *visible tears from nostalgia*

by imagine_begging August 10, 2023

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by imagine_begging January 7, 2023

dreiton

best minecraft creative mode song.
may bring a grown man to tears due to the nostalgia contained within.

You: *plays minecraft*
*dreiton starts playing*
You: *starts crying*

by imagine_begging August 10, 2023