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2 definitions by iloveturkey

 
1.
An argument brought on by disagreeing opinions about Twilight, the young adult novel series authored by Stephanie Meyer. Arguments are not limited to the books, but also include the movies and merchandise. These arguments often occur between Twihards and Twihaters.

Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
*door slams*
Barry: Where's Jen going?

Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.

*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
by iloveturkey May 06, 2009
 
2.
Bearded Cypriot who has a fondness for eggs and cigarettes.
Lysandros smells of eggs and cigarettes.
by Iloveturkey November 22, 2013