3 definitions by ilovecollege318

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when one person, typically female, dominates the facebook wall of her significant other in order to leave her mark on that person and keep other potential love interests from pursuing him. similar to the logic behind a person, typically male, giving a significant other a hickey.
she posts an inside joke on his wall, followed by a heart, every 4 hours. clearly she's giving him a facebook wall hickey.
by ilovecollege318 May 09, 2011

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The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.
Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.
by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

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An everyday mission to not run into anyone you have randomly hooked up with because it is awkward. If you do run into someone you have hooked up with, you have just lost the game.
Patty: OMG Matilda, don't look now, but Jackson is right over there! You just lost the game!

Matilda: Oh, shoot! And I saw that one guy whose name I forgot earlier too. That's the second time I've lost the game in one night!
by ilovecollege318 August 10, 2011

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