A confounding situation that defies logic and reason.
What motherfuckery is this?
Running around like a freakin' maniac, trying to get a lot of stuff done.
Man, I was so ready for vacation that I was tearassing around my office today, just trying to get everything done so I could leave early.
The act of being a fuckwad.
Dude 1: That guy tweeted he was starting a #revolution
Dude 2: What fuckwadery is that?
Dude 1: The kind that comes from being a fuckwad.
When someone leaves a note on your Facebook wall for someone else, ignoring you.
Dude1: God, Susie's such a bitch. She came to my Facebook wall and left a note for my ex-girlfriend, ignoring me completely.
Dude2: No way! Total wallclusion! Skank.
When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.
Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.
Teenaged girl No. 1: Have you seen UrbanDictionary.com?
Teenaged girl No. 2: I have! Words cannot express the awesomeocity I find in the definitions there.
Dugg For Bacon. Bacon, the candy of meat, is extremely popular on Digg.com, as well as the rest of the internet. It's hard to creatively comment on every bacon submission, so sometimes all you have to do is say, "DFB" and you're good to go.
Submission: "Bacon sandwich comes to KFCs"
First comment: "DFB"
Digger 1: Did you see that sub about bacon?
Digger 2: Definitely. DFB.