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188 definitions by ian chode

An asian lesbian.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.
That is just sick and wrong!
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
The technical defintion of a micro penis is one less than 3 inches in length.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
A fat person.
She is a right jelly belly.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.
Dale is a choccy jockey.
by Ian Chode March 16, 2004
A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.
BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"
by Ian Chode October 23, 2003
A short form of this word is chav. Common in southern England.
You chav!
by Ian Chode September 02, 2003