ian chode's definitions

dime a dozen

Something that is very common, and can be found easily. This is a US phrase, in the UK it is usually stated as "ten a penny".

Oh, being gay is so fashionable these days, they're a dime a dozen!

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.

by Ian Chode April 18, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

Hitman on the Hershey Highway

Male homosexual with a penchant for buggery.

Ben is a hitman on the Hershey highway.

by Ian Chode February 11, 2004

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004