ian chode's definitions

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dime a dozen

Something that is very common, and can be found easily. This is a US phrase, in the UK it is usually stated as "ten a penny".

Oh, being gay is so fashionable these days, they're a dime a dozen!

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003

Butter my gutter

Phrase used by homosexuals who want a botty basting; this type of butter is an ingredient in a shithole shandy.

Well butter my gutter!

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

minjita

An asian lesbian.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003