ian chode's definitions

chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

bucky boy

A gay bloke who might go diving and get injured by a chocolate starfish.

What's on telly? That bucky boy Norton again!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

gentlemens jelly

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

by Ian Chode June 2, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003