ian chode's definitions

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

press the flesh

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

woy oy

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003