ian chode's definitions

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

by Ian Chode June 2, 2003

gentlemens jelly

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

dung demon

A shirtlifter.

I thought he was a dung demon, but it turns out he was just camp.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003