ian chode's definitions

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

chugger

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003