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shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.
Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
mugGet the shit tinted spectaclesmug.

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.
by Ian Chode April 18, 2003
mugGet the Quimmug.

farmers

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
mugGet the farmersmug.

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.
by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
mugGet the motdmug.

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
by Ian Chode June 17, 2006
mugGet the curtain twitchermug.

Chavvy

A short form of this word is chav. Common in southern England.
You chav!
by Ian Chode September 2, 2003
mugGet the Chavvymug.

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.
by Ian Chode August 11, 2003
mugGet the egonomicsmug.

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