Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.

by Ian Chode April 18, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 02, 2004

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

malakka

Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!

Malakka!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003