ian chode's definitions

dining al desko

To eat lunch at your desk.

A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.

by Ian Chode July 15, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

Jaxi Driver

A botter, tosser of butt darts, or semen demen.

I think that bloke might be a jaxi driver.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

bush baby

A lesbian who drinks from the furry cup.

Rhona Cameron is a bush baby!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.

"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"

by Ian Chode January 18, 2005

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004