ian chode's definitions

crap canoodler

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.

You're such a crap canoodler.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

bakelite blowhole boy

A gaybo.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 16, 2006

sick and wrong

A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.

That is just sick and wrong!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

wide receiver

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.

He is a wide receiver!

by Ian Chode February 1, 2004

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004