ian chode's definitions

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003