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farmers

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
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motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.
by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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pimpster

Long form of pimp, a person who brokers prostitutes.
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003
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ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)
Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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jollops

I kicked him in the jollops.
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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jovo

Mark is a Jovo. Nice bloke though.
by Ian Chode February 14, 2005
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