ian chode's definitions

rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

bush baby

A lesbian who drinks from the furry cup.

Rhona Cameron is a bush baby!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003