ian chode's definitions

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

navo

Spanish for turnip, which in Gibraltar at least can be used to mean dick. Correct spelling is nabo.

Comeme el navo! (Eat my dick!)

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004