ian chode's definitions

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003