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Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
by iHEARTshialabeouf December 27, 2009
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Sony Cybershot

Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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tumblr

An excuse for a blog.
Seriously, YOU got a Tumblr?!?!!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf January 16, 2011
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Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010
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Christina Aguilera

Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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Eminem

Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers.

Eminem.

The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.

Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.

Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.

He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).

Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.

As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
It needs a little controversy, it (the world) feels so empty without me.

"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"

~Eminem
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf August 9, 2010
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Homosexually hot

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010
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