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An excuse for a blog.
Seriously, YOU got a Tumblr?!?!!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf January 16, 2011
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Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
by iHEARTshialabeouf December 27, 2009
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Sony Cybershot

Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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failwhale

A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 16, 2010
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Eminem

Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers.

Eminem.

The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.

Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.

Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.

He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).

Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.

As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
It needs a little controversy, it (the world) feels so empty without me.

"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"

~Eminem
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf August 9, 2010
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Homosexually hot

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010
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Daniel

Name for a genius.

He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.

He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.

He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.

He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.

The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.
Daniel is a clever dude in a non-geeky cool way

"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"

Daniel, you GMH
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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