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The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
by iHEARTshialabeouf September 28, 2010
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A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
by iHEARTshialabeouf September 28, 2010
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Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5
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The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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The only adjective that comes to the mouth when you are faced with a personality with an aura of unnerving selflessness and generosity.

When you look at a person's face and think of their soul.

When you look at a person's eyes and feel their love for you.
When you feel the attractiveness of a person because of their genuineness and other virtues

A word that you use when the person exceeds all limits of prettiness.
My mother is the most beautiful person in the whole wide universe.

I bet you mother is the same way to you.
by iHEARTshialabeouf September 28, 2010
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