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My mother's love GMH
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf October 1, 2010
Get the GMH mug.high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
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Get the tumblr mug.A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.
In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.
In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
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He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.
He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.
He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.
He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.
The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.
He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.
He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.
He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.
He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.
The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.
Daniel is a clever dude in a non-geeky cool way
"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"
Daniel, you GMH
"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"
Daniel, you GMH
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Her homepage is Urban dictionary. She thinks it's the new Google
Urban dictionary spams your inbox.
Her homepage is Urban dictionary. She thinks it's the new Google
Urban dictionary spams your inbox.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.
And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.
It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.
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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.
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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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