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mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.
TO THE RIGHT NOW is superficial and terrific!!!!!
*Oh look, TO THE RIGHT NOW, is amazing! I wanna be JUST LIKE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!*
by i’m not sophia at all smh February 18, 2019
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GretchxPoke (full name GretchenxPoke) symbolizes the Disney marriage of Gretchen and her sex partner. They love eating eachother, and they are soon to be married.
“Mom! GretchxPoke is in effect again! This’ll be their 273th baby!”
by i’m not sophia at all smh February 17, 2019
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Sexually attracted to only asexual males that go by the name Adam, and have a username starting with “luq.” This person is most likely very weird, gives off bad vibes, and is not attractive. Girls and/or boys always talk about this Adam person non-stop and would kill anyone in their way to finding love from Adam, just like being a yandere. They blush intensely when he walks around and would usually become perverted for Adam and always try to get the chance to talk to him, even when he lies on his death bed. They also follow the religion of the flying Spaghetti Monster and they’re most likely a stranger to their friend groups and will be called out if they are Adamsexual. This is not a part of the LGBTQ+ community because it is so strange that nobody likes it except the people who follow this sexuality.
Person 1: So, what are your sexualities? I’m transgender.

Person 2: Cool! I’m lesbian.
Person 3: I’m bisexual.

Person 4: Nice, you guys! I’m Adamsexual!

Person 1, 2, and 3 back away slowly while repeating a ritual to ban Person 4 from their society.
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