i'mnotcertain's definitions

frown

An inverted smile.

Whenever I see someone frown, I simply imagine it as an inverted smile, and feel happy.

by i'mnotcertain December 14, 2010

Vegetarian

A person who isn't fucking scared of him.

I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

by I'mnotcertain December 1, 2010

bread

untoasted yeast product.

Bread is good, but i prefer my yeast products toasted.

by I'mnotcertain November 10, 2011

cadaver

The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.

Look, a cadaver.

by i'mnotcertain December 16, 2010

holocaust

The most fucked up thing that has ever occurred.

the holocaust was a pretty fucked up event.

by i'mnotcertain May 3, 2011

Hogwarts

Where I go to school.

I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.

by i'mnotcertain May 8, 2011

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

A small breed of spaniel that weights, on average 15 or 16 pounds. Four coat variations occur: Blenheim, Tricolour, Black and Tan, and Ruby. A favorite breed of Britain's King Charles II, it also used to be the royal dog. Cavaliers are typically very friendly dogs, and excellent with children

That dog over there might look a bit like a cocker spaniel, but in reality it is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

by I'mnotcertain December 10, 2010