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A semi-freshly shaven pubic area of a males genitals that is slightly growing back in with soft peach-like regrowth..
usually used as a derogatory term
"STOP BEING SUCH A PEACH DICK"

"That guy last night tried to fuck me with his limp peach dick"
by hunijkah September 12, 2009
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Being a soccermom. When you choose to stay home for the night instead of whoring it up you stay in and bake cookies and brownies and attend to the children with your christmas sweater. Mini-van parked in the driveway, with "My child is an Honor Roll student" Bumper sticker on the back. Usually used as a derogatory term.
"Hey Julie do you wanna goto the club tonight?" - Johnny
"No im actually gonna stay in and watch movies" - Julie
"OH STOP BEING SUCHA SOCCER; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THE MOVIE BAKE BROWNIES!?" - Johnny

"I have to go home and do laundry and cook dinner and then i have to be in bed by 9 cuz my shows coming on and return my books to the library..."
"OH STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKIN SOCCER!"

Julie texts Johnny and says "Wat r u doin tonite!?"
Johnny replies "I'm soccering tonight"
by hunijkah November 8, 2009
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