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Soccernuts

When your feeling every emotion at once.
Person 1: Yo this girl that I like finally texted me.

Person 2: What'd she say?

Person 1: She said “hey with 3 Y’s” and then she said, “text don’t text me” ???.

Person 2: Dawg that’s crazy! I’d be going Soccernuts if I were you.
Soccernuts by gayartstudent420 March 4, 2020

Soddering 

An incorrect term for 'soldering', usually used by idiots, or people with 'labtop' computers.

Soldering is the process of joining metals with by using heat to melt a filler metal. Soldering is often used for making electrical connections in electronics, as well as being used in other metalwork.
"I need some more sodder for my soddering iron"
"Sod off."
Soddering by Andrew Yarrow March 13, 2009

Soldering Iron 

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot
You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

Soldering Iron 

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken
Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!

Socceritis 

The disease that makes you want to play soccer/football.

Usually acquired after a period of time of not smelling the grass on the pitch or your own soccer boots.
I caught Socceritis this weekend, so I played soccer the whole time
Socceritis by Soccer4ever December 21, 2008

sobeering 

verb: the act of trying to sober up by switching to beer from hard liquor.
He had been drinking vodka all day so he started sobeering by drinking Budweiser instead.
sobeering by Mikey Genthe July 20, 2016