8 definitions by howdareyouopposememortal
Wow. Urban Dictionary just made a new and cheap Hydro Flask mug that shatters into pieces if you drop it, rather than getting a dent on it. Plus, there's no warranty! Check it out below y'all.
Urb Dic: "Check out our new Hydro Flask y'all."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."
by howdareyouopposememortal October 9, 2020
by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020
Distance Learning Teachers
by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020
A weapon that is used by vsco girl wannabes who post TikToks every day and can only afford a Thermo Flask. They get so aggravated when they realize there's a dent on the water bottle, even though there was probably already a dent on it when they got their Thermo Flask at Five Below. Sometimes, they even pretend their Thermo Flask is a Hydro Flask, which is honestly no better.
Vsco Wannabe: "Check out my new Hydro Flask," *Hides the Thermo Flask label*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*
by howdareyouopposememortal September 16, 2020
You: *Watching Star Wars*
Ur mum: "Honey, are watching Cardi B again? You know how I feel about WAP!
You: "No mum, I'm watching Star Wars!"
Ur mum: *.....*
Ur mum: "Honey, are watching Cardi B again? You know how I feel about WAP!
You: "No mum, I'm watching Star Wars!"
Ur mum: *.....*
by howdareyouopposememortal October 7, 2020