hot carl's definitions

appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

Clean Jackson

The art of licking someone's asshole in the shower. Soap may or may not be used in this most pleasurably experience.

After a quick handie, I proceeded to give Ann a clean jackson.

by Hot Carl December 4, 2003

megaho

a handicap person often seen wearing a helmet while sitting in a wheelchair.

Megaho was so drunk she passed out in her front yard.

by hot carl September 3, 2003

kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

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by hot carl January 27, 2005

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

hot ribokas

its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it

I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas and she started crying.

by hot carl May 13, 2004