hot carl's definitions

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

sticky mando

It's when you come in a woman's eye, then punch her in the face repeatedly until she is bleeding excessively then laugh and declare yourself a pirate.

I got arrested last night for sticky mando'ing some fat whore.

by Hot Carl July 27, 2003

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.

by hot carl December 12, 2003

kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

...if you like this, you will love sherminator

by hot carl January 27, 2005

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

megaho

a handicap person often seen wearing a helmet while sitting in a wheelchair.

Megaho was so drunk she passed out in her front yard.

by hot carl September 3, 2003