kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".
"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

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by hot carl January 27, 2005
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felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
by Hot Carl February 20, 2005
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H.B.I.

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.
by hot carl December 12, 2003
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appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
by Hot Carl April 23, 2005
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spankard

John Groggs is a spankard
by Hot Carl October 20, 2004
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bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting
I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs
by hot carl March 28, 2004
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hot ribokas

its like a hot carl except in ur ear
give me a hot ribokas!!!!
by hot carl May 13, 2004
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