11 definitions by hobo destroyer

Boned Smile

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

by hobo destroyer September 26, 2009

50 State Club

It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.

"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."

by hobo destroyer September 26, 2009

Blizztard

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

by hobo destroyer November 10, 2009

Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

by hobo destroyer September 26, 2009

Snow Crotch

It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.

Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino"
Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch."

by hobo destroyer November 10, 2009

Pitty Friend

When you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you're friends with them, even if you don't like them. (You probably won't really like them anyway.)

"Hey he's not my friend, he's my Pitty Friend."

by hobo destroyer September 26, 2009

Chest Pubes

Chest hair that is curly, like pubes.

It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"

by hobo destroyer September 26, 2009