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14 definitions by hob

 
1.
A common slang term for a Polynesian or Pacific Islander
Hey, is that a gorilla or a boonga?!
by HOB October 11, 2004
 
2.
A moustache in the style of a Maori teenager. It is usually thin, dark hair on one's top lip that makes one look rather degenerate.
"Haha look at that guy's maoritache!"
Maori: "F*** bro, represent soufside"
by HOB October 11, 2004
 
3.
A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by HOB October 11, 2004
 
4.
A Polynesian/Pacific Islander who hides behind a fence in South Auckland, and then "pops up" without warning to throw a large rock onto the road. These creatures often work in packs and one should drive quickly through such areas to minimise a "pop-up" attack.
"Mate, I'm heading down to Otara today to pick up some weed."
"Oh, be careful for Pop-up boongas mate, they might throw rocks at you"
by HOB October 11, 2004
 
5.
A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
man: "hey bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!"
woman: "yes master, I crave your urine"
by HOB October 11, 2004
 
6.
A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.
Damn, my ass is a book of life tonight, jeez.
by HOB October 11, 2004
 
7.
adjective used to describe something cheap and of poor quality. Worth about $1.20 (the cost of a pie). This term is only used by Maori and Polynesians in Auckland.
Nesian: F*** bro, those shoes are pie-cost bro. Don't yous get enough Dole money to buy shoes?
Maori: Nah bro I racks them eh!
by HOB October 06, 2004