13 definitions by hob

A subtle mispronouncing of "Fuck All"
"hey man, what are you up to?"
"Far Call mate"
by hob October 15, 2004
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To act in a DG-like manner. ie acting like a degenerate Polynesian teenager. To do this to an extreme degree is known as "DG-ing it up Hard Core"
person 1: "G'day, what are ya up to?"
person 2: "oh, y'know, just Dg-ing it up"
person 3: "F***, you DGs are DG-ing it up Hard Core!"
by hob October 15, 2004
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Hey, is that a gorilla or a boonga?!
by hob October 12, 2004
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A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by hob October 12, 2004
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A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.
Damn, my ass is a book of life tonight, jeez.
by hob October 12, 2004
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A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by hob October 12, 2004
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A moustache in the style of a Maori teenager. It is usually thin, dark hair on one's top lip that makes one look rather degenerate.
"Haha look at that guy's maoritache!"
Maori: "F*** bro, represent soufside"
by hob October 12, 2004
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