hmcdesq's definitions

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

by hmcdesq August 20, 2010

Benatini

a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink

I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?

by hmcdesq May 14, 2010

ewlyweds

A newly paired couple that is overly affectionate in public, offending those around them.

Did you see the ewlyweds in the bar? They were groping each other all night!

by hmcdesq March 7, 2022

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

OMGyn

a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.

Dr: It seems you have three ovaries.

Patient: How many am I supposed to have?

Dr: Two.

Patient: OMGyn!

by hmcdesq May 18, 2010

Tinx

a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.

Bob and Joe are texting each other, discussing the closing of their favorite sports pub. At the same time, they both send "this sux!"

"Tinx!"

by hmcdesq May 18, 2010