ePETA

organization of people who advocate the fair and humane treatment of epets and other eanimals that virtually exist as Farmville livestock and Fishville fish.
My Fishville neighbor posted on my Facebook wall that my fish were starving, along with a frowning eclownfish.

He must be a member of ePETA.
by hmcdesq May 28, 2010
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ewlyweds

A newly paired couple that is overly affectionate in public, offending those around them.
Did you see the ewlyweds in the bar? They were groping each other all night!
by hmcdesq March 07, 2022
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Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.
Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.
by hmcdesq February 19, 2015
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omniterran

covering, including or involving the the entire planet Earth.
To help explain Global Warming to people who think "weather" is the same as "climate," the word "omniterran" was formed to replace "global" since too many people (apparently) think if something takes place anywhere on the Earth, it is "global." Omni meaning "all" + terra meaning "earth." So, Omniterran means "all of the Earth."
by hmcdesq December 14, 2010
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gaygaphone

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness
Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"
by hmcdesq February 26, 2011
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hypocriture

the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.
That anti-gay activist caught with the 20-year-old rent-boy has a huge hypocriture.
by hmcdesq May 04, 2010
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flip a gizzard

to lose one's temper in a physical, visceral way, including ranting, raving, arm-waving and red face
If you are late with that report, your boss is going to flip a gizzard.
by hmcdesq November 09, 2018
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