Definitions by hmcdesq
Silence of the Spams
The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.
Phone rings.
I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.
Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.
Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
Silence of the Spams by hmcdesq December 6, 2022
hyperfoodilate
"I ate too much at the barbecue and now I have shortness of breath. I should have turned down dessert before it caused me to hyperfoodilate!"
hyperfoodilate by hmcdesq March 16, 2022
Fortress of Stupitude
the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.
Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.
Fortress of Stupitude by hmcdesq February 19, 2015