dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 08, 2010

OMGyn

a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.

Dr: It seems you have three ovaries.

Patient: How many am I supposed to have?

Dr: Two.

Patient: OMGyn!

by hmcdesq May 11, 2010

uptighty-righty

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

Tinx

a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.

Bob and Joe are texting each other, discussing the closing of their favorite sports pub. At the same time, they both send "this sux!"

"Tinx!"

by hmcdesq May 17, 2010

hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

by hmcdesq August 19, 2010