19 definitions by hmcdesq

vamporn

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

by hmcdesq May 15, 2010

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

OMGyn

a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.

Dr: It seems you have three ovaries.

Patient: How many am I supposed to have?

Dr: Two.

Patient: OMGyn!

by hmcdesq May 11, 2010

Tinx

a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.

Bob and Joe are texting each other, discussing the closing of their favorite sports pub. At the same time, they both send "this sux!"

"Tinx!"

by hmcdesq May 17, 2010

gaygaphone

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness

Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"

by hmcdesq February 26, 2011

flip a gizzard

to lose one's temper in a physical, visceral way, including ranting, raving, arm-waving and red face

If you are late with that report, your boss is going to flip a gizzard.

by hmcdesq November 9, 2018

ewlyweds

A newly paired couple that is overly affectionate in public, offending those around them.

Did you see the ewlyweds in the bar? They were groping each other all night!

by hmcdesq March 7, 2022