A person who is a friend and who is also from German descent. Kumpel meaning buddy, they are cursed to be your friend even if they dont want to
God that guy blank Kumpel was my friend even though i told him i didnt like him
To mistake a cunt
Dang, i thought you were a girl. My Miscunt
A cow attack resulting in injuries and a shrill scream of pain. The above mentioned cow ends up as a piece a piece of furniture known as "couch".
When vacationing in Switzerland, I fell victim to a Cowoutch.
To act retarded for sake of empathy
Omg that kid was sucha Goldie