MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Guinercom

Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style

Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner

by heynow_1 July 07, 2020

Reichunt

The co-worker that does everything with only themselves in mind. Describes every step out loud as they work while accomplishing nothing. Helpful as a wet fart on a hot summer day

If the Reichunt doesn't shut the fuck up, he's going to be more useless than normal.

by heynow_1 October 04, 2021

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

Timfrastructure

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.

We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.

by heynow_1 August 16, 2012

two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

by heynow_1 July 05, 2010