Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
by heynow_1 October 05, 2010
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Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack
by heynow_1 July 26, 2010
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redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.
by heynow_1 January 18, 2010
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MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris
How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?
by heynow_1 January 22, 2010
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use free

beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.
Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last
by heynow_1 May 08, 2008
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Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.
My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.
by heynow_1 February 02, 2010
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Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
by heynow_1 April 29, 2007
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