Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.
After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.
Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
just another in the long list of man juice names
I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew
Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.
My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.
toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.
I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work
beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.
Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last
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