heynow_1's definitions

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.

My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.

by heynow_1 February 2, 2010

two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

by heynow_1 July 5, 2010

use free

beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.

Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last

by heynow_1 May 8, 2008

Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

Rental Food

Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.

After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.

by heynow_1 July 30, 2009