If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
by heynow_1 October 05, 2010
The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
by heynow_1 July 26, 2010
last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
by heynow_1 January 18, 2010
Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris
by heynow_1 January 22, 2010
by heynow_1 May 08, 2008
A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.
by heynow_1 February 02, 2010
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
by heynow_1 April 29, 2007