heynow_1's definitions

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

Rental Food

Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.

After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.

by heynow_1 July 30, 2009

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.

My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.

by heynow_1 February 2, 2010