36 definitions by hansonpaulsey
Noun: The act of repeatedly dunking a person's head into a toilet while/after they vomit; usually done to someone who is puking as a result to consuming too much alcohol.
"While Mike began puking into the toilet after being unaware of his alcohol consumption limits, Chris began giving him a devil's swirly."
by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
Noun: A date you have with someone over the internet or over xbox live;
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
"I have a hot d8 tonight!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
The act of attempting to adjust or move prescription glasses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.
"Man, I just cannot get used to these new contacts. I keep trying to move my "glasses" up on my face and then realizing they're not there."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
by hansonpaulsey January 28, 2010
Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.
"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."
by hansonpaulsey October 13, 2009
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.
Antonym: Gripjob
Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
by hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
For a girl to let out a vaginal flatulent or "quiff" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;
also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
"Kayla gave a snappy cassy to her ex-boyfriend after he fell asleep at the party. He woke up humiliated, scarred, and possibly the most turned off by a girl he had ever been."
by hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
To let out a flatulent or "rip ass" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;
also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
by hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009