hansonpaulsey's definitions
Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com
"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."
by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
Get the urbandictionaddictmug. Noun: A date you have with someone over the internet or over xbox live;
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
"I have a hot d8 tonight!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
Get the d8mug. Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009
Get the Sintentionmug. The act of attempting to adjust or move prescription glasses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.
"Man, I just cannot get used to these new contacts. I keep trying to move my "glasses" up on my face and then realizing they're not there."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
by hansonpaulsey January 27, 2010
Get the phantom specsmug. Noun: A person who lies about everything in order to have someone never be able to get to know the real them; a freak liar; someone in a bar who uses a different alias in order to have a one night stand without ever having to hear from the person ever again.
"Damn dude, party last night was crazy. Ended up meeting this chick, telling her she was so perfect for me, I would just love to date her and get to know more about her. That way she let me fuck her without thinking it'd be a one nighter. But definitely not going to call that bitch."
"Well aren't you afraid that she'll call you or look you up and come to your house if you don't get back to her?"
"Haha nah dude, I was a fraker last night so it's straight."
"Well aren't you afraid that she'll call you or look you up and come to your house if you don't get back to her?"
"Haha nah dude, I was a fraker last night so it's straight."
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the Frakermug. Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009
Get the Wingmommug. The act of masturbating before going to sleep;
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
"I was on a horrible sleeping schedule all summer and now that school starts tomorrow, I'll have to perform a "sleeping drill" in order to fall asleep at a decent time tonight."
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
Get the Sleeping Drillmug.