while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.
Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
When a ghost gives you a handjob
"Is this house haunted?"
"I've heard it is, why?"
"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."
"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
Jobs that don't exist.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
"Want a job bro?"
"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"
Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.