5 definitions by hands off
The inventor of many things such as the frequency powered car. When everyone was using their cell phones to shrink body parts with bad apps he yelled out "why dont they use this to power a motor" A loyal and devoted friend with a big penis. None of the other definitions said he was a family man. He is very family. He is an animal lover. He works hard and plays harder. He doesn't use drugs or abuse alcohol. He is very attractive with his manly arms. also he likes to swim and play sports. he is extremely intelligent. He is somewhat political and loves music. anybody that hurts him quickly realizes they are making a mistake because of hurting such a christian. he loves to ride motorcycles and drive. he is also an artist. he is not a cunt or having a bad background. he has tons of talents and many hobbies. he is great with kids and is the perfect husband.
by hands off July 5, 2018
Horrible game that draws young kids into completing characters. Peoples been playing this for close to 15+ years some of them addicted to the point where they will sell their stuff, drugs, or bodies for in game currency. People don't realize when you sit for 12 hours in a computer chair with out moving, that you are crippling your body. You can form blood clots in your legs and when you stand they can go to your brain or lungs which will cause you to die. in my years of playing I always put my legs up on the desk to keep them elevated. also take a good long thought about the colors in the game you are seeing. when you stare into that false world for that long of time it really messes with your vision such as color blindness and epilepsy. last time i played a few months ago i tried to buy a bond on EOC (runescape 3) and i was paying like 50 mill with out any selling so nobody is even playing anymore its all robots. i havent played since. i think of the years ive been playing when i could have been bonding with my brother. this game made me totally forget about him. i wasnt even calling him. when i log in now days i take 1 look at the screen and say " what am i doing?" and log out. then i go do something active.
by hands off July 6, 2018
The term for old family. A dad who was with you until you turn 18 then completely forgets about you. Often likes underage girls and will sleep with your family. Has millions of dollars but makes his kid pay for everything when his kid only makes 700 dollars a month and has to pay house payment. in love with his family sexually and doesn't even care for his wife. also known as a derlick or inbreeder. usually with red hair and lots of freckles. will rape his sons kids and then just make new ones with his sperm after he ruins them. someone that hasnt taken his actual kid on vacation in 15 years but takes his grand daughter over state lines everyday.
"Is that Carl?"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
by hands off October 12, 2018
Brian is a word for one who steals you nintendo 64 christamas present from someones mom to give to the neighbor that breaks into their house everyday. He also teaches very young girls all the wrong things while being a fake dad. also while not even letting their real dad ever be with them. he has a cult following and everyone things hes doing something special. the name means anarchist and law breaker and wife beater. someone who hynotizes out of trouble or uses the family fourtune to hire new people so he gets away with everything.
by hands off September 21, 2018
nasal means your nostrils not nasal sex it never meant nasal sex before. its the inside of your nose as in nasal cavity , cavity meaning hole.
guy 1: who started this whole thing about nasal meaning sex?
guy 2: I know right! anyone that went to school would know it's your nostrils and the inside of your nose.
guy 1: good thing we know this.
guy 2: I know right! anyone that went to school would know it's your nostrils and the inside of your nose.
guy 1: good thing we know this.
by hands off July 5, 2018