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garbage imperialism

Moniker given by political writers to describe the way the devoloped Western countries treat the Third World...by shipping them their garbage (from chemically-toxic and nuclear waste to the 'innocent'-sounding medical-waste management!) and pay them much-needed US dollar in return for their 'services'!
Garbage imperialism is on the rise in countries like Iraq: I know an Iraqi friend who lives here in Jordan that specialises in MWM (Medical Waste Management), and he tells me that this is his only way to make bread in Iraq these days?! WTFF!
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
mugGet the garbage imperialismmug.

bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.
Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
mugGet the bra-strap headache syndromemug.

retro-cultration

Tendency for 3rd-generation immigrants to return to their home-countries' cultural roots as shown in the rise of clanguage and other manifestations of cultural cross-polination.

This trans-border, trans-cultural phenomenon lead many of these multi bi-bi (multicultural, bilingual-bicultural or 'multi-culti'), to a mental illness called 'cultural relativisim'.
For show, Arab Americans (who are nothing but a bunch of Americophobic pseuds!), when they return to the home 'cuntries', they find that they also can't fit their King-of-The-World-sized heads in a small place where people are still looking for the NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus)!
The main product of this retro-cultration is the 'Nowherian': one who's trying to return to his/her forefathers' country, only to find that they don't fit in there.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
mugGet the retro-cultrationmug.

frozen smoke

Light-weight solid insulating materials for more efficiency.
'Aerogels' are part of what is now being called 'frozen smoke'.
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
mugGet the frozen smokemug.

snow queer

Gay black man that only has sex with white gay men.
Snow queer? Bwa-Haha!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
mugGet the snow queermug.

VENIS/ NEMO

The first acronym refers to 'very erotic, non-intrusive sex', a method created by sexperts to make use of every move, touch and whisper to highten sexual orgasm without penetration!
The second one is short for 'non-ejaculatory, multiple orgasm', for 'preemies', or as you might already know it men who suffer from 'pre-ejaculate' (PE) disorder.

Both techniques are useful for ESO (extended sexual orgasm), which itself is synonym for 'moregasm'/ 'longasm'/ 'maxigasm'/ slowie... as VENIS is also synonym for what is known as 'dry orgasm', or 'braingasm' and NEMO, for 'bigasm'!
VENIS/ NEMO are products of the 'genital movement' of the early 90s!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
mugGet the VENIS/ NEMOmug.

IMS

irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
IMS is fueled by gulping large amounts of Vitamin C!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
mugGet the IMSmug.

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