hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Now Economy

The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.
In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who now can buy their own 'massclusives' blah blah blah...

First they called it New Economy (the 90s' e-boom-and-bust)... then it became known as the New New Economy (the humble, non-spending 'techwrecks'/ also refers to the 00s' rising nanotech and pharma market). But, what about now? You answered yourself...It's the Now Economy now!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

passive overeating

Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!

Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).

I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!

Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

caïque

The narrow, 1.2 km long mountain pass that visitors (a.k.a. tourons , mind!), must pass in order to be face-to-face with what's now being tirelessly given more than a 'sporting chance' to be one of the New Seven Wonders of the World (namely Petra, a.k.a. The Rose City).
Well, this chance is 10-sigma!

See this blog that I particularily liked! And... hey'all! DON'T VOTE PETRA!
blog.sweetestmemories. com/default.asp?Display=572

Caïque is the original Turkish word for 'any' mountainous pass not just Petra's...for "Pete-ra's" sake!
Also spelled siq/ saiq.

by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007

Slavior

I have to agree with the abovementioned definition of 'Slavior': it may be a 'nonce word' created by someone who was bored-stiff outta his/her skull, but the word desribes that 'person' -- people usually do think that the Anti-Christ is non other than The Beast666 himself, who's not human -- that will come at the Endtimes and lead the World into Salvation (=enslavement: which is a very clever play on the relationship bewteen God and his 'slaves')...and sheeple will be led away to think otherwise or question his authenticity.

One last: this Slavior is going to be a Muslim and his followers will rise from the walls of Mecca, to concur cities east and west..."at the far shore-end of the Great Ocean. One city on the East they will enter with shouts of Allah-Akbar! and the other is a city with a thousand markets in each market there are one thousand markets that reside on the Western shore*".
*These verses were taken from a very old book that talks about the Mehdi, or as the Shiites call him 'Al-Qaiem' (The Stander or 'defender' of God's will) and he is going to be the Slavior (a.k.a. False-Messiah/ Anti-Christ/ Anti-God or as Arab Muslims call him 'AlAawaarAddajal', or the Liar with the One Eye' because his left eye will be 'put off' later on). And the two cities are NY & LA, both known as NewAngeles ("City of The Million Shops" it's an old name LA used to be called).

I think that if human beings were to face The Slavior at the End of Time, then I guess it's just -- as a devout Mahayanan Buddist -- a turn of simple 'Karmaggedon'!

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by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

menoporsche

Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!

Other related words to menoporsche:

-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007