Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!
Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Now Economy

The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.
In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who now can buy their own 'massclusives' blah blah blah...
First they called it New Economy (the 90s' e-boom-and-bust)... then it became known as the New New Economy (the humble, non-spending 'techwrecks'/ also refers to the 00s' rising nanotech and pharma market). But, what about now? You answered yourself...It's the Now Economy now!
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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poorism

Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.
'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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Vastity Belt

A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.

Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!
Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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vino verde

Also vinho verde: green wine from Portugal and Macau.
Slightly put off by its color, vino verde is not a popular wine among the vinirati.
by hammer---;, hytham June 01, 2007
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genetocracy

Rule of the genetically-enhanced!
See Dustafarians, for details.
Antonym>> genetic underclass: the rapid advancements made in the field of biotechnology ushering what one writer termed the 'genetic-politics', or the political lobby action that would take place if genetic testing is going to determine who's the perfect machine and who are the mehums (mere humans) and the call for 'bio-freedom' for the 'genetically-challenged', 'bio-prisoners' born with defective genes that would end up to be ruled by the genetocracy.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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blue revolution

Water shortages in the third-world caused alarming concerns in the last ten years and the WWC (World Water Council) predicts that there'll be 1.5 bil. without access to clean drinking water by the year 2015.
The hook is, this multi-stakeholder world authority is helping these water-poor 3rd World countries to build 'water-banking' structures (water dams, reservoirs...), to collect rain water in the short-timed winters, to be used later for drinking and sanitory purposes.
Water is now the 'blue' gold!
Blue revolution is a take on the 60s' 'green revolution'. The difference between the two revolutions is that, this new one is going to be the cause for WWIII as politicians expect world-wide 'water wars' to take place when there'll not be one drop of water left in this world. Wait and see, it's happening faster than what you might think!
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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