hammer's definitions

grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

himmel

One that is so graceful, elegant, and spectacular while performing various types of dances, that every female claws and scraps at just the chance of being the himmel’s partner. A Himmel displays moves that are so superior no one has ever seen them before. Specialties include the following: fox trot, waltz, jitterbug/swing, and cha cha.

"Owe I want to dance with him, he dancing so well, like a himmel" all the girls kept saying.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

moby

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.

Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Fanboy

Someone who makes something sound bad to make something else sound good.

Xbox graphics suck, Gamcube graphics are way better

by hammer November 9, 2006

himmel

An athletic, smart, smooth, handsome male

Boy that Brad Pitt is such a himmel!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 9, 2006