Definitions by haley

chain check 

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

chain check by Haley April 5, 2007

roman candle 

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

roman candle by haley July 21, 2006

Perks 

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

Perks by Haley December 28, 2005

slut-a-muf

a slutty bitch that skeezes on other peoples men.

That slut-a-muf stole my man and now im'o push her head through a wall

slut-a-muf by haley May 13, 2005

Ciarra 

a girl who likes it rough, and is easily addicted to huge penis!!

Man, i just masturbated to a hot pussy...she must be a CIARRA!

Ciarra by Haley April 14, 2005

Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

Uber Dork by haley March 8, 2005

skeeze 

skeeze, skeezed, skeezing; to steal or the act of stealing

that hoe skeezed my man.

skeeze by haley March 4, 2005