haley's definitions

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

heck yes

hell yes, with a more g-rated and warmer tone that makes the phrase so much better.

"hey, are you going to that show next weekend?"
"HECK YES I AM!"

by Haley February 3, 2005

woo hoo

Term used in Sims 2 as Safe Sex

" I really want to Woo Hoo with that hott guy!"

by haley February 15, 2005

Tikan

Ganker of alliance.
Hated by many.
Loved by little Night Elf whores.

Let's just get this quest item an.... fuck, that was so fast it was a Tikan!
::Respawn::

by Haley February 20, 2005

Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

by Haley April 5, 2007