haley's definitions

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004

shawacked

Shwacked meaning really high on drugs. Comes from the word wacked. Shwacked is just funner to say

I was so shwacked last night i danced with glow sticks and ripped my shirt off

by Haley May 26, 2004

kissh

n.
"kiss" when spoken to a girlfriend who is mad at you because you've probably been out thinking with your dick again.

"Aww, baby, lemme just kissh you goodnight at least!"

by Haley December 17, 2003

woo hoo

Term used in Sims 2 as Safe Sex

" I really want to Woo Hoo with that hott guy!"

by haley February 15, 2005

bloody hell

bloody hell is a way of saying "HOLY SHIT GOD DAMMIT" or something of that sort without swearing and sounding cool at the same time.

"bloody hell, that looks brilliant"

by Haley March 29, 2004