sidehawks 

When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.

Makes your balls smaller, according to the [mohawk-penis connection.

Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn

sidehawks by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Stay off the Sidewalks 

A phrase meaning take care and stay outta trouble. Also dont be out there actin like a hoe. Or if your beefin with somebody and your looking for a fight.

Alright Im outta here man ill holler at you later!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!

Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!

Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!

Stay off the Sidewalks by BeLegitStoopid November 23, 2010

Electric sidewalks 

The sidewalks where all the cracks are spray painted yellow to show where they need fixing, look like electric sidewalks when you smoke cannabis

man look at those electric sidewalks trippin me out! that was some dank ganja

Electric sidewalks by Broagan Goertz August 12, 2008

Sidehack 

A BMX bike with a sidecar-like device attached to the frame of the bicycle. This makes BMX bike riding a shared experience. The person that stands in the sidecar is called a monkey while the person steering the bike is called the pilot. This concept was introduced on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory in the episode "Trust Your Pilot, Respect Your Monkey".

Hey man wanna go sidehacking tomorrow?

Sidehack by Mighty_Arrow October 18, 2010

sidehacking 

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006

Shehawks 

Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks first used by 49ers running back Anthony Dixon. It is commonly used to describe the bitch ass female like behavior exhibited by Seahawks players such as Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch who are obviously jealous of the far more established teams in the NFL such as the San Francisco 49ers and pretty much every other team that has won a Super Bowl.

"Man too bad those Shehawks don't play 16 games at home or they might stand a chance of actually winning the NFC West."

"The Seattle Shehawks sure are happy to split with the Niners, you can really tell how big their trophy case is when they're that happy about a regular season game."

"Pete Carroll is a old geriatric fuck who coaches the Seattle Shehawks."

Shehawks by RezNDN October 14, 2013

Soy-fed shitehawks 

A certain type of 'Woke' social media commenter who looks for celebrity accounts who dare to contravene whatever moral boundary they favour and seeks to gain recognition and moral standing for admonishing said celebrity, despite their complete irrelevance in relation to said celebrity.

All those soy-fed shitehawks queuing up to scream about how "irrelevant" @JohnCleese honestly don't see how utterly moronic they look right now. Irrelevance is now being mentioned by thousands. Imagine that.

Soy-fed shitehawks by limbo90 November 27, 2020