16 definitions by habbie

Phelps Photo Op

The act of forgetting that almost everyone that owns a phone also is carrying a camera or video camera. The act of doing something stupid or regrettable that is caught on camera.

Hey when you went to that party, I saw a Phelps Photo Op shot online.

by habbie February 20, 2009

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

by habbie November 1, 2007

Goozie Pipe

East Baltimore term for your esophagus or throat.

I was eating that sandwich and it was so dry it got stuck in my goozie pipe going down, hon.

by habbie January 14, 2010

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

Went Up

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

by habbie September 22, 2010

snot bong

A Snot Bong is another word for a neti pot- a device that is used to clean your sinuses out from congestion.

Hey- my nose is really clogged up- do you think using the snot bong will help me?

by habbie February 18, 2009

Flintstones

The feet of someone who has "cankles" or has chubby feet.

Hey girl- you get your flintstones off of the couch!

by habbie October 21, 2007