2 definitions by ha_thats_cool

malker

One prone to stalking in malls. Usually hey stay a store behind their victim to avoid seeming too obviously enthralled.

Jane: OMG, who is that guy following us?

Jill: Who, that guy in Abercrombie and Fitch?

Jane: Yeah! He has been a store behind us for the past three hours!

Jill: O wow. What a total effing malker!! Let's junk-punch him.

by ha_thats_cool March 19, 2011

trolled

To successfully "own" someone or have a better comeback.

Nick: You're the shit I eat for breakfast!

Noelle: You eat shit for breakfast?

Nick: Oh....

Noelle: Ha!!! Trolled!!!

by ha_thats_cool March 19, 2011