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penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.

Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!

by h2008 June 16, 2018

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A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

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Xbox 360 Kinect

The most best console ever made in history. It had the best "kinect" games.

Bro, what are you doing on the Xbox 360 Kinect?
playing my fav game, kinect sports season 2 m8

by h2008 June 15, 2018

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Pete

Someone who is mostly depressed. He doesn't like being near others, and likes being to himself. He has been bullied lots at school because of his old haircut. He spends most of his time playing on his gaming consoles. His family likes him, but most of his neighborhood don't like him. Here is a message from Pete: "When I am 30, I will fucking kill most of the people living in my neighborhood, I will steal their shit, I will break their shit little houses and I might get a chance to become mayor of my city!".

My name is Pete. I am a depressed guy.

by h2008 July 14, 2018

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