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short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
by gunkglumb June 2, 2005
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1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.
turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.
by gunkglumb May 24, 2005
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v. scratching your private parts in public through your clothes.

from the roots SCratching your cROTch.
He scrots a lot. Disgusting habit of his.
by gunkglumb June 2, 2005
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add an extra thrust to a vehicle, by supplying a small shot nitro fuel to the engine.
a nitro later I broke almost all my ribs.
by gunkglumb June 6, 2005
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royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.
I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.
by gunkglumb June 6, 2005
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Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.
One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.
by gunkglumb May 23, 2005
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I tried rotoscoping a scene man, but the sabre flickers like a candle flame.
by gunkglumb May 24, 2005
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