39 definitions by gulliblezine

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
by gulliblezine February 24, 2008
Also "Louded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.
We left after one drink, the bar was too lowded.
by GullibleZine February 18, 2007
When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.
Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine August 29, 2008
Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.
I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!
by GullibleZine August 21, 2007
The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.
I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.
by gulliblezine September 07, 2010
When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

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